New York, NY—Here's to thinking on your feet...
Okay, I know it's just a beauty pageant, but if so, why do they keep putting these brainless beauties through the embarassment? Is the competition run by nerdy boys that never had a chance with the cute girl in school? Is this their final vengeance? Maybe it's actually a comedy, and I just haven't "gotten the joke" yet.
Anyway, here's a synopsis. When asked why a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map, the pride of South Carolina educates us all on why we need more maps, or that "U.S. Americans" need to be supportive of other nations, like "South Africa", "Dyraq" and "Sushuss".
What the hell is Dyraq? And where the hell is Sushuss?
I know that contestants are supposed to always have an answer, or be able to improvise. But when improvisation becomes a Jesse Jacksonian jumble of nonsensical ass-chatter, I think that by simply saying "I'm not quite sure why this problem exists, but if given time I'm sure I could gather the information needed to answer the question", the numbskull tit-holder would at least appear composed, and coherent.
But then again, if she had done that, we wouldn't have this gem.
So, before you watch the video, note that the most fun is obtained by observing how her eyes are begging the timer to ring so she can stop the slaughter of innocent words and phrases. Priceless.